Poor Pope Francis died just hours after a visit from JD Dunce – in an eerily-similar vein in which lettuce Liz Truss visited the Queen a day before she died.

The world has been left reeling after the death of the 88-year-old Pontiff, and it came less than 24 hours after he met Donald Trump’s man-child-like Vice President JD Vance. Vance, or Dunce as we like to call him, has taken to social media to share his thoughts on the sad death of the 88-year-old.

He said: I just learned of the passing of Pope Francis My heart goes out to the millions of Christians all over the world who loved him.

I just learned of the passing of Pope Francis

“I was happy to see him yesterday, though he was obviously very ill. But I’ll always remember him for the below homily he gave in the very early days of COVID. It was really quite beautiful. May God rest his soul.”